Sterwipbem is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, moody fly.

Sterwipbem created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterwipbem, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sterwipbem, he will have a low opinion of you.

Sterwipbem's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Sterwipbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

3. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Sterwipbem on top of important buildings.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Sterwipbem in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not eat peanuts.
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