Renpityatt is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, impressive wyrm.

Renpityatt created viruses seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Renpityatt, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Renpityatt, it will laugh at you.

Renpityatt's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Renpityatt's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never chant in the presence of swans.

3. Never eat lentils.

4. Never feed lemons to gulls while wearing fawn rings.

5. Renpityatt loves great tits, so they must be honoured.