Quafbedbunsasdotmapwikjab is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, intelligent
octopus.
Quafbedbunsasdotmapwikjab created viruses nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Quafbedbunsasdotmapwikjab, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Quafbedbunsasdotmapwikjab, it will turn you into a duck.
Quafbedbunsasdotmapwikjab's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Quafbedbunsasdotmapwikjab's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in white.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Never talk about comets.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Hide if five doves approach from the west.