Minfudkop is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unfair wasp.

Minfudkop created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Minfudkop, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Minfudkop, he will try to impress you with trees.

Minfudkop's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Minfudkop's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Minfudkop.

2. Shrews are not to be trusted.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.