Pag Rowhotjanmipquilldimfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, conceited rhinoceros.

Pag Rowhotjanmipquilldimfeb created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pag Rowhotjanmipquilldimfeb, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pag Rowhotjanmipquilldimfeb, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Pag Rowhotjanmipquilldimfeb's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Pag Rowhotjanmipquilldimfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Pag Rowhotjanmipquilldimfeb must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never mention birds.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Worship no other gods but Pag Rowhotjanmipquilldimfeb.