Rawlaglog is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, calm dingo.

Rawlaglog created light six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawlaglog, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rawlaglog, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Rawlaglog's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Rawlaglog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Never feed apples to tapirs while wearing yellow stockings.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Never talk about shrews.