Bogvonkfumvildidquatnar is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, thoughtless dog.

Bogvonkfumvildidquatnar created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Bogvonkfumvildidquatnar, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bogvonkfumvildidquatnar, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bogvonkfumvildidquatnar's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Bogvonkfumvildidquatnar's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bogvonkfumvildidquatnar.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Do not hurt otters.