Dadgabmis is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, uncaring guinea pig.

Dadgabmis created a photon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadgabmis, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dadgabmis, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Dadgabmis' most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Dadgabmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill gulls.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.