Larnvilhabsandadratguprat is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, humorless bear.

Larnvilhabsandadratguprat created energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larnvilhabsandadratguprat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Larnvilhabsandadratguprat, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Larnvilhabsandadratguprat's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Larnvilhabsandadratguprat's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat grapes.

2. Run away if six horses approach from the north.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never mention great tits.