Stikgatkad is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, slow pigeon.

Stikgatkad created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikgatkad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Stikgatkad, it will turn you into a plant.

Stikgatkad's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Stikgatkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

5. Stikgatkad must be the most important thing in your life.