Cutyartgilmonbundumkemzed is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, duplicitous rat.

Cutyartgilmonbundumkemzed created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutyartgilmonbundumkemzed, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cutyartgilmonbundumkemzed, she will turn you into a worm.

Cutyartgilmonbundumkemzed's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Cutyartgilmonbundumkemzed's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not keep nine hamsters in a large pit.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not speak about bananas.

5. Feed all hungry otters.