Cutyartgilmonbundumkemzed
is a god.
She takes the form of a giant, duplicitous
rat
.
Cutyartgilmonbundumkemzed
created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cutyartgilmonbundumkemzed
, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Cutyartgilmonbundumkemzed
, she will turn you into a worm.
Cutyartgilmonbundumkemzed's
most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Cutyartgilmonbundumkemzed's Holy Commandments
1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Do not keep nine hamsters in a large pit.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Do not speak about bananas.
5. Feed all hungry otters.
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