Tailflabmap is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, amazing
cow.
Tailflabmap created a photon four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tailflabmap, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Tailflabmap, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Tailflabmap's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.
Tailflabmap's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear mauve clothing.
2. Never laugh in holy places.
3. You must pray to Tailflabmap nine times a day.
4. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.