Bogsatbit Lipdussmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, charitable clam.

Bogsatbit Lipdussmeg created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogsatbit Lipdussmeg, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bogsatbit Lipdussmeg, she will come to you in dreams.

Bogsatbit Lipdussmeg's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bogsatbit Lipdussmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Always treat shrews with great respect.