Davyogtonk is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, almighty wyrm.

Davyogtonk created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Davyogtonk, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Davyogtonk, he will turn you into a snail.

Davyogtonk's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Davyogtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Hide if six nematodes approach from the west.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.