Kimtomwee is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, annoying wombat.

Kimtomwee created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimtomwee, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kimtomwee, it will turn you into a rat.

Kimtomwee's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Kimtomwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.