Vonquattik is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, humane fox.

Vonquattik created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vonquattik, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vonquattik, she will turn you into a snail.

Vonquattik's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Vonquattik's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight ducks approach from the west.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Retreat if five birds approach from the south.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not stand on grass.