Barnmifart is a god.

It takes the form of a small, ruthless wasp.

Barnmifart created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnmifart, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Barnmifart, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Barnmifart's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Barnmifart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Do not speak about bananas.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

5. Barnmifart loves birds, so they must be respected.