Nangidcitont is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, passionate aardvark.

Nangidcitont created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nangidcitont, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nangidcitont, it will manifest in front of you.

Nangidcitont's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Nangidcitont's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never feed lots of parsnips to capybaras while wearing gray hats.

3. Worship no other gods but Nangidcitont.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.