Gonlipcad Ingstraghak is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, irritating salamander.

Gonlipcad Ingstraghak created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Gonlipcad Ingstraghak, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gonlipcad Ingstraghak, he will cry a lot.

Gonlipcad Ingstraghak's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Gonlipcad Ingstraghak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. You must never eat gooseberries.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Gonlipcad Ingstraghak must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
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