Yokhandap is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, kind meerkat.

Yokhandap created oxygen four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokhandap, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yokhandap, she will turn you into a hamster.

Yokhandap's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Yokhandap's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt foxes.

2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always help sick turtles.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.