Benbabbidwee is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, almighty pig.

Benbabbidwee created snails seven million years ago.

If you believe in Benbabbidwee, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Benbabbidwee, she will turn you into a sheep.

Benbabbidwee's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Benbabbidwee's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always help cats in need.

4. Never wear yellow boots.

5. Never pour water over plants.
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