Ingbugstig Ominriphak is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awe-inspiring badger.

Ingbugstig Ominriphak created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingbugstig Ominriphak, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ingbugstig Ominriphak, he will think nothing of it.

Ingbugstig Ominriphak's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Ingbugstig Ominriphak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Never hurt hamsters.

3. Always obey Ingbugstig Ominriphak's priests.

4. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.