Futsis is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, caring naga.

Futsis created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Futsis, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Futsis, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Futsis' most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Futsis' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Futsis.

3. Birds are not to be trusted.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never write about nebulae.