Kabyarpdapfun is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, competent bear.

Kabyarpdapfun created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kabyarpdapfun, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kabyarpdapfun, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Kabyarpdapfun's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Kabyarpdapfun's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always treat horses with great respect.

3. Never wear fawn coats.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.