Dissrutgun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, intelligent hummingbird.

Dissrutgun created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dissrutgun, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dissrutgun, she will turn you into a tree.

Dissrutgun's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Dissrutgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. You must love Dissrutgun.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.