Vogkimjam is a god.
It takes the form of a small, all-knowing
rhinoceros.
Vogkimjam created silver nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Vogkimjam, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Vogkimjam, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Vogkimjam's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.
Vogkimjam's Holy Commandments1. Never go into gray rooms.
2. Worship no other gods but Vogkimjam.
3. Always treat cats with great respect.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Do not shave your feet.