Gettagweg is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unjust toad.

Gettagweg created dark energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gettagweg, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gettagweg, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Gettagweg's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Gettagweg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet pigs, for they are unholy.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Pray towards the north.
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