Hunbosslarptofomintarp is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, wise skunk.

Hunbosslarptofomintarp created life five million years ago.

If you believe in Hunbosslarptofomintarp, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hunbosslarptofomintarp, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hunbosslarptofomintarp's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Hunbosslarptofomintarp's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

3. Hide if seven turtles approach from the north.

4. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Hunbosslarptofomintarp on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near snails while wearing orange scarves.