Largfligarf is a god.

She takes the form of a large, intelligent shark.

Largfligarf created Europe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Largfligarf, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Largfligarf, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Largfligarf's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Largfligarf's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away if nine rats approach from the west.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about asteroids.