Sisloop is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, impressive pig.

Sisloop created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sisloop, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sisloop, he will not care.

Sisloop's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Sisloop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about bats.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Never paint your back purple.