Negtundum is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, grumpy human.

Negtundum created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Negtundum, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Negtundum, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Negtundum's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Negtundum's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

2. Always help gulls in need.

3. Never talk about optics.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Never think about gravity.