Pidfebwod is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, emotional dove.

Pidfebwod created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pidfebwod, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pidfebwod, she will turn you into a rock.

Pidfebwod's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Pidfebwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dogs.

2. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Pidfebwod on top of important buildings.

3. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Pidfebwod in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think about gravity near goats while wearing brown stockings and balancing eight lead spheres on your legs.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.