Karnuttpon is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tiresome duck.

Karnuttpon created an up quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Karnuttpon, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Karnuttpon, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Karnuttpon's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Karnuttpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near porpoises while wearing green shirts and balancing nine iron spheres on your hands.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

4. Hide from orange aardvarks for they are unholy.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.