Bassafbog is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unjust hummingbird.

Bassafbog created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bassafbog, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bassafbog, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bassafbog's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bassafbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bassafbog.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Always pray immersed in water.