Nellwiktaptig is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-confident
elephant.
Nellwiktaptig created the solar system four million years ago.
If you believe in
Nellwiktaptig, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Nellwiktaptig, it will turn you into a plant.
Nellwiktaptig's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Nellwiktaptig's Holy Commandments1. Never feed turnips to gulls while wearing fawn jumpers.
2. Always treat geese with great respect.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Never wear trousers.
5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.