Nellwiktaptig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-confident elephant.

Nellwiktaptig created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Nellwiktaptig, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nellwiktaptig, it will turn you into a plant.

Nellwiktaptig's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Nellwiktaptig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed turnips to gulls while wearing fawn jumpers.

2. Always treat geese with great respect.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.