Danguttit is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, awesome wyvern.

Danguttit created Europe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Danguttit, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Danguttit, he will try to impress you with trees.

Danguttit's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Danguttit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near monkeys while wearing turquoise kilts and balancing six platinum spheres on your arms.

2. Do not keep eight manatees in a large pit.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Danguttit on top of all buildings.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Danguttit.