Mablanmob is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, compassionate newt.

Mablanmob created Africa six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mablanmob, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mablanmob, she will turn you into a slug.

Mablanmob's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Mablanmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near horses while wearing white shorts and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your arms.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mablanmob.

5. Do not listen to music.