Liktip is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, overgenerous snail.

Liktip created a photon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liktip, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Liktip, he will destroy your home solar system.

Liktip's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Liktip's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Run away if eight snails approach from the north.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.