Rulfligrap is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish lion.

Rulfligrap created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulfligrap, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rulfligrap, she will turn you into a dog.

Rulfligrap's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Rulfligrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.