Gedtalwotvab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, thoughtless goose.

Gedtalwotvab created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedtalwotvab, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gedtalwotvab, he will be mildly annoyed.

Gedtalwotvab's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Gedtalwotvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near nematodes while wearing turquoise rings.

3. Never wear cyan boots.

4. Always wear green.

5. Respect your elders.