Vilspagham is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, flying
zebra.
Vilspagham created light nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Vilspagham, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Vilspagham, she will not care.
Vilspagham's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.
Vilspagham's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about special relativity.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Vilspagham.
4. Never think about asteroids.
5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.