Tailsisbell is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, wise pigeon.

Tailsisbell created the Small Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailsisbell, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tailsisbell, he will strike you with lightening.

Tailsisbell's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Tailsisbell's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three squirrels approach from the south.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

5. Always look after injured dogs.