Pidbummob is a god.

She takes the form of a large, sage tortoise.

Pidbummob created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Pidbummob, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pidbummob, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pidbummob's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Pidbummob's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pidbummob.

2. Do not kill great tits.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.