Pidbummob is a god.
She takes the form of a large, sage
tortoise.
Pidbummob created everything that exists four years ago.
If you believe in
Pidbummob, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Pidbummob, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Pidbummob's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Pidbummob's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pidbummob.
2. Do not kill great tits.
3. Never go into blue rooms.
4. Never write about gravity.
5. Do not wear gray clothing.