Spaghugmumcebnignabdit is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, grumpy zebra.

Spaghugmumcebnignabdit created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Spaghugmumcebnignabdit, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Spaghugmumcebnignabdit, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Spaghugmumcebnignabdit's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Spaghugmumcebnignabdit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Spaghugmumcebnignabdit loves moths, so they must be respected.

5. Never eat cucumbers.