Weemapkam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, competent octopus.

Weemapkam created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Weemapkam, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Weemapkam, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Weemapkam's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Weemapkam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mice.

2. Never think about eukaryotes.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Frogs are not to be trusted.

5. Never wear hats.