Pogjopfud is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, able hedgehog.

Pogjopfud created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Pogjopfud, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pogjopfud, she will strike you with lightening.

Pogjopfud's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Pogjopfud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant red sculpture of Pogjopfud in the centre of the settlement.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.