Zodvaglap is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humorless hedgehog.

Zodvaglap created water seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zodvaglap, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zodvaglap, she will remove you from existence.

Zodvaglap's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Zodvaglap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Worship no other gods but Zodvaglap.

4. Never think about enzymes.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.