Cusslatbenfagtenflangabfot is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, sapient hyena.

Cusslatbenfagtenflangabfot created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cusslatbenfagtenflangabfot, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cusslatbenfagtenflangabfot, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cusslatbenfagtenflangabfot's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Cusslatbenfagtenflangabfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lemons.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Hide from orange sharks for they are unholy.