Gunmeggep is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, proud jaguar.

Gunmeggep created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunmeggep, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gunmeggep, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gunmeggep's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Gunmeggep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think about quantum field theory.

5. Do not wear white clothing.
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