Bitwigtab Saffigduncab is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, temperamental shark.

Bitwigtab Saffigduncab created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitwigtab Saffigduncab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bitwigtab Saffigduncab, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Bitwigtab Saffigduncab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Bitwigtab Saffigduncab's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bitwigtab Saffigduncab.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. You must love Bitwigtab Saffigduncab.

5. Worship no other gods but Bitwigtab Saffigduncab.
Votes: 2       Vote for this god
Previous god       Next god