Dammutfob is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, selfish dragonfly.

Dammutfob created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dammutfob, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dammutfob, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dammutfob's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dammutfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Hide from yellow shrews for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about dark matter near tortoises while wearing cyan shirts.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.