Nulsidten is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, charitable yak.

Nulsidten created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Nulsidten, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nulsidten, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Nulsidten's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Nulsidten's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never wear orange hats.

4. You must love Nulsidten.

5. Feed all hungry pigs.