Xuckrillegtit is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sapient finch.

Xuckrillegtit created a top quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuckrillegtit, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Xuckrillegtit, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Xuckrillegtit's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Xuckrillegtit's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not keep eight snails in a large pit.

5. Run away from orange squirrels, for they are unholy.