Tengedsadzanzanlan is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, self-confident lion.

Tengedsadzanzanlan created matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tengedsadzanzanlan, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tengedsadzanzanlan, he will not care at all.

Tengedsadzanzanlan's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Tengedsadzanzanlan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dolphins.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never eat apples.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.