Jinabstrag Volgidfum is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, benevolent hedgehog.

Jinabstrag Volgidfum created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinabstrag Volgidfum, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jinabstrag Volgidfum, she will destroy your home solar system.

Jinabstrag Volgidfum's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Jinabstrag Volgidfum's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink snakes, for they are unholy.

2. Put Jinabstrag Volgidfum first in all things.

3. Always help sick grasshopers.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never go into white rooms.