Nilltofrul is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, all-knowing camel.

Nilltofrul created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilltofrul, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nilltofrul, she will turn you into a frog.

Nilltofrul's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Nilltofrul's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. You must love Nilltofrul.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.