Motvinyar is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, benevolent hydra.

Motvinyar created a bottom quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motvinyar, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Motvinyar, she will turn you into a frog.

Motvinyar's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Motvinyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not speak about parsnips.

4. Run away from red cats, for they are unholy.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.