Pig Sadnarbop is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, two-faced shark.

Pig Sadnarbop created vertebrates four million years ago.

If you believe in Pig Sadnarbop, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pig Sadnarbop, he will remove you from existence.

Pig Sadnarbop's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Pig Sadnarbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

3. Always obey Pig Sadnarbop's priests.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.