Bogbarnfudyim is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, almighty jackal.

Bogbarnfudyim created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogbarnfudyim, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bogbarnfudyim, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bogbarnfudyim's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Bogbarnfudyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Hide if seven frogs approach from the west.

5. Bogbarnfudyim must be the most important thing in your life.
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