Raningran is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, blissful grasshopper.

Raningran created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Raningran, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Raningran, she will turn you into a dog.

Raningran's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Raningran's Holy Commandments

1. Always help pigs in need.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never eat peas.

4. Never talk about dolphins.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.