Citcidpak Volnurtfon Targgesskap is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, emotional donkey.

Citcidpak Volnurtfon Targgesskap created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Citcidpak Volnurtfon Targgesskap, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Citcidpak Volnurtfon Targgesskap, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Citcidpak Volnurtfon Targgesskap's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Citcidpak Volnurtfon Targgesskap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always treat swans with great respect.

5. Do not speak about parsnips.